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Assholes, Assholes Everywhere

Just hit my highest MMR in a long while, 5 points shy of 3700.
This blog post is all about laying out the ground rules for all your dotafags out there.
Especially Beaverland, that guy's an asshole.

The Rules

Multitasking / Alt Tabbing

Alt-tabbing is a part of life, deal with it. Watching movies and browsing are on equal footing with DotA when it comes to wasting time, stop reporting me you jerks.
I'm still going to win the game and up my mmr, cause I'm on the road. The road to el-dora4.5k

Little Man Syndrome

You need to stop having it. You're taller than me. Get it together Beaver. Seriously.

I Do What I Want

Including making this blog post, that makes a total of n things I've done because I wanted to and there isn't a thing you can do about it.

Taxes

Pay them.

Mirana

Stop picking her, you suck

Current Position Along the Road to El-Dora4.5k

3695 MMR
L 1144 W 1125
~3 points per game

Periodic Update - June

Player	Previous MMR	Current MMR	Previous Winrate	Current Winrate	Points per Game	Growth
Poon	3370	3545	49.5	49.7	3.8	175
Don't talk to me	2313	2194	43%	42.6%	-3.7	-119

Games Played: ~35 by Don't talk to me and ~50 by Poon

There's only so much one man can do.

Match ID: 152 188 432 3

Look, I'm all for accepting responsibility when I fuck something up and in Dota it can be hard to identify who's to blame. But god damn. It feels like some people just have designs for chaos and Dota is their medium. A 48 minute game starring Weaver with no boots, Uberfeeder Storm and a Timbersaw with a knack for bending over.

End of game position:  ~ -2%. God damn.

Setting goals is the first step in turning a dream real.

First introductions are everything.

In the randomly chosen corner we have Ando-tan, a newbycomer with no real talents or skills to speak of. In a corner, potentially the same corner we have your local neighborhood god Priestess of the Poon. We're here to get to 4500. Winner gets a dollar. Loser gives a dollar. 

Context describes the circumstances surrounding an event.

Ando-tan starts with little DotA experience and only 200 games of Dota 2 spread across 114 losses and 86 wins. Starting at 2313 MMR and a typo in his name, this poor sucka has 2200 points to make up. How hard could it be?
I however have 2140 games, with a score of 1080 losses to 1060 wins and a large duration of DotA experience. With only 1130 points to make up as of race start, I'll be sending out autographed headshots later this week.

Whats at stake?

Were you not paying attention? A dollar. One Australian dollar is at stake. Learn to listen would you.

Why the blog?

How else am I to embarrass Ando-tan? Do you even have a brain to use?

Heroes and Rules

There aren't any rules. I'll be playing Leshrac, Faceless Void and Mirana primarily unless I get really bored or theyre all terrible ideas. As I was writing this I lost my 100gold and randomed Slark. So now Slark is on the list too. Awesome. 

Ando-tan sucks at 109 heroes so he'll be playing Meepo.

Stay tuned if you don't have anything better to do.